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Liverpool and Man United are playing at Anfield and the Liverpool supporters are having a pint on the street when a Man Utd supporter walks by with only one shoe on.
A man arrives at the gates of heaven, where St. Peter greets him and asks, “Before I let you in, I must ask you what you have done in your life that was particularly good.” Mike and Bernie were avid football fans (they would even attempt, in 1967, to lead a takeover of Aston Villa) who had always been among the most enthusiastic members of the club, always making themselves available for selection each Sunday no matter what their professional commitments might have been, but their stubborn refusal to stop being 'comical' while out on the pitch had always riled their more serious teammates. The sight of someone 'having a word' with one or other of the Winter brothers had been a common sight for some time. Something had to give, and, eventually, it did.The Arsenal fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Gunners!" as he fell to his doom. Despite two goals from Stuart Dallas Leeds have lost in the play-offs to Derby. A definite case of Derby Does Dallas. #LEEDER
Many entertainers can delude themselves into believing that what audiences really want from them is not their primary skill but one of their secondary interests, which is why some musicians attempt to make movies, some talent show judges bid to burst into song and some actors convince themselves that they are actually political theorists. They have every right to do so, in their spare time, but it is down to management to stop them from inflicting such self-serving fallacies on the audience.Not wanting to be out done, the Newcastle fan threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming "This is for the Magpies!" My partner just split up with me because they think I’m obsessed with football. I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons. Aren't you having any?" asks the United fan. "No" replied the City fan, "I think I’ll wait til the Police get here." They say 'yes of course' so he asks for a Manchester United shirt. His friends think that that's a little bit weird because he has been the biggest Liverpool FC fan his whole life.
Curiously enough, however, it was the TV All Stars, rather than the Showbiz XI, who proved the more politically engaged. In 1961, for example, when professional players, campaigning for the abolition of the maximum wage, were threatening to strike, the players' union planned some fundraising matches. While the Showbiz team declined to help on the grounds that they wanted to remain apolitical, the All-Stars happily obliged, winning a degree of gratitude within the sport that caused some resentment among their more cautious rivals. These were the best tweets and jokes as Leeds lose 3-4 on aggregate to Derby in their Championship play-off semi-final:Yeah, but last week we were caught and had to sit down and watch the rest of the game,” replied one of the fans. If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asked. Did you hear about the father and his son who went to Anfield to see Liverpool play, and it lived up to expectations? Here is your Leeds United morning digest on Tuesday, March 9. Leeds fans furious over VAR controversy However, VAR deemed that Bamford's touch put Costa in an offside position, despite the winger appearing to be level to the naked eye. Read More Related Articles
A primary teacher informs her students that she is a Liverpool fan. She invites her students to raise their hands if they, too, support Liverpool. Except for one little girl, everyone in the class raises their hands. Yes,” St Peter replied, “I agree that was a truly brave act.” Could you please tell me when this happened?” While another tweeted: "Do you remember when offside was brought in to prevent goal hanging? #lufc". He then followed that up just 12 minutes later, saying: "This is much more hard hitting than I thought it would be. Lots of tough questions being asked, but they’re standing their ground and their defence seems reasonable to me. Long way to go, of course, but I think the Hammers have got this."
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As for our dear Jurgen Klopp, the man tried to rekindle the magic by throwing Cody Gakpo into the mix and doing the football equivalent of turning Trent Alexander-Arnold into a Swiss Army knife. More assists for Mo Salah, you say? Brilliant! But alas, it was a classic tale of showing up fashionably late to a party that’s already run out of booze. Too little, too late, and too much head scratching for fans wondering if this season will be a Netflix sequel—entertaining but ultimately disappointing. It was also an off-night for Bamford, who wasn't his usual self in front of goal, with his frustration clear to see on the pitch. Read More Related Articles England are playing Iceland tomorrow. If they win that game, they’ll play Tesco’s next Saturday and then Asda on Wednesday.
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